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Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite & Stupidite Earlier this month France's lower house of parliament voted overwhelmingly to ban students from wearing Islamic head scarves and other religious apparel in public schools. The measure, which would outlaw conspicuous religious clothing and symbols in classrooms, was approved 494-36. In early March it goes to the Senate, where little opposition is expected. According to The Age "French leaders hope a law will quell the debate over head scarves that has divided France since 1989, when two young girls were expelled from their school in Creil, outside Paris, for wearing head scarves. Scores more have been expelled since then." The government argues that a law is needed to protect France's secular traditions and to ward off rising Islamic fundamentalism. The ban would apply to Jewish skullcaps and large Christian crosses as well as the head scarf. Cyberista doesn't profess to be an expert on French constitutional matters. Neither are we about to take cheap pot-shots at the country and its citizens. It's too serious an issue. Given the huge majority vote for the law, the worrying thing is that it appears to overtly reflect the wishes of the nation. It also begs the question: do the French really want state enforced racism? Suppression of the individual's needs and rights to express themselves religiously, as well as individually, through their choice of clothing? Whatever your answer one has to dig deep past the emotional outrage to try to see what forces are really at work. Firstly there is some reverse colonialism going on. France, along with Britain, is now well past its prime as a colonial power. In fact the term itself has been dead for years. However past colonial sins have been catching up with both for some time. The human condition to work towards a better life explains why so many natives from those foreign colonial lands decided that theirs lay within the bosom of the former colonialists. Christian, Muslim and Jew alike. Secondly the cultural pressure that France is feeling is a reaction to the its perception that immigrants are threatening its national identity. Whether this is true or not, perhaps it is time that Western first world societies took a more honest and realistic approach to third world problems. These points are posed as items for debate and are deliberately left open-ended for the reader to consider their own view. Maybe some of you have opinions you'd like to express on our letters pages? Why not email us then? The unfortunate reality is that a groundswell of xenophobic anti-immigration sentiments has been building in Western Europe for some time particularly throughout the last decade. It has little to do with 'secularist traditions'. The scary thing about this French law is the dangerous example it presents to the Reverend Matt Hale's of this world. See our recent movie news for further details. And lets not forget that for every Matt Hale there is a Pauline Hanson too. For now our message to the French parliament is a simple one: Libertie, Egalitie, Fraternitie & Diversitie. Vive Le Difference! LINKS
News Link - France votes to ban head scarves, The Age 11th February 2004
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Happy Singles Awareness Day If you are recently single, terminally single or you just think Valentine?s Day sucks Stegosaurus soap, then you are in the overwhelming majority on this lovely February day. Considering that Valentine?s Day started with the runners as a empire-wide orgy with the explicit objective of deflowering the New Year?s poon hold-outs, we can declare, without qualification, that it is a much more boring day in modern times. As the centuries passed, Valentine?s Day evolved into an occasion for women to do sexual favors for men. After the feminist neo-commercialism revolution of 1971, men were required to buy loads of crap and reserve expensive hotel rooms or face banishment into the fifth dimension. The only reason they were able to get away with such atrocities is because the revolution left the name intact. For over 3700 years, February 14th held its proper title as Steak & Blowjob Day. Depending on the culture, it took various names like Make Me A Sandwich Day. The French pioneers of the Louisiana Territory called it Show Me Your Boobs Day. That particular variant was so successful, it turned into a month long celebration called Mardi Gras. For those who don?t know French, ?Mardi? means ?show me? and ?Gras? means ?your boobs.? Of course, the facts are of little consolation to those currently feeling the inexorable weight of depression closing in. For those readers, we quote the sage advice of contemporary American philosopher Kenny Rodgers from his poetic essay, The Gambler: Every gambler knows that the secret to survival is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep. Every hand is a winner and every hand is a loser. The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.So, boys and girls, turn toward your windows, crush out your cigarettes, fade off to sleep and pray for death. There?s really no reason for you to continue. You can accelerate the process with a coffee mug full of Benadryl. Since it?s pink and white, you won?t forget why you are setting yourself up to induce respiratory failure and choke on vomit.
Whatever you decide, just make sure to max out those credit cards with drugs and whores before offing yourself. Good luck. You'll need it because you just aren't enough of a metrosexual to survive in this brave new world.
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